There are events in the broader gene pool called chromosomal deletions. I think I have had the football gene deleted as I find Super Bowl Sunday a great day to be out in California playing sports of some kind. I may catch the last two minutes of the game on DVR. There will be many Super Bowl parties with snacks - some probably healthier than others.
Hummus can be a great dip for cut up carrots, celery, cucumber, etc. A few pita chips could be good too. Even if you have never cooked anything in your life, you can do this. Literally, all you do is put stuff in a blender and hit the switch. There are many versions of hummus from around the world. Which recipe you choose depends on your tastes for "heat", garlic, lemon, cumin, coriander, jalapeno, parley, cilantro, chickpeas, tahini, paprika, etc.
Having tried a number of recipes, my favorite so far is from our local Bi-Rite Market's cookbook.
Servings: 1 1/2 cups -- serves 6